goddammit...nip/tuck

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Healthfitness/jocelynewildenstein.htm

and here especially the beforeandafter section is somehow funny...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives.html

and well, is this a man or a woman?...

suppose it is just something like an ugly beast...

What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

.....hahahah.... :-)