Turbine's tip of the day!

Thursday, 30. June 2005

turbinetrevor 09:57h

Never drink either of these beers.

1. They are too strong
2. Taste like crap
3. Give you a head ache
4. Make you fart really badly
5. They're just not clever or funny

Although farting into the back of a fan so you can reach optimum distance and dispersion, thats funny.

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br0aky, 6/30/05, 10:08 AM

I agree with the preceding speaker .. i am another piece of evidence of points 3 & 4

too bad you can't get a good beer at DK!

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chesty, 6/30/05, 10:41 AM

... not that it matters...

...as DK will soon be converted into luxury penthouses and they don't want the poor rich penthousers being bothered by - schock! horror! - allweekend goa parties and loud techno music...

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turbinetrevor, 6/30/05, 12:09 PM

that doesn't matter

as we will all still be plagued by the bad beer in zuri west.

bring back hürlimann....................

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turbinetrevor, 6/30/05, 12:11 PM

nice design shame about the beer

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turbinetrevor, 6/30/05, 12:16 PM

6. nausia, vomiting, dizziness, the squits
7. nightmares
8. cold sweats

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br0aky, 6/30/05, 12:32 PM

i am going to prove you right on point #6 RIGHT NOW::::: *running off*

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pixelpie, 6/30/05, 1:51 PM

mmm english beer!!!

4 pints and Im feeling great. Might go and have one for lunch!

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fooster, 6/30/05, 3:18 PM

9. makes you pee sideways.
10. has a too strong impact on the growth of your tummy.
11. tastes like crap, again.
12. has your fingernails roll up.
13. is a waste of money.

plain Feldschloesschen does it...

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turbinetrevor, 7/1/05, 12:42 AM

FELDSCHLöSSchEN???

YUCK!!!

Einsiedler thats a beer worth mentioning!

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fooster, 7/1/05, 9:04 AM

hmm.

FS is allright on a booze rampage. not so heavy on the head as the sprünt is.

I agree on the einsiedler.

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