I just got an email from our outsourced lovelies in bangalore...

Instead of my usual friend, cheeky veershwami (i shit you not), this time it was from a Mr. Sivakumar Yogalingam...

It was then that my memory spun me back to my reading of the kama sutra (very exciting), and yes! I was right!

http://www.whitelotuseast.com/LingamMassage.htm

i think they should get married. hello, my name is cheeky yogapenis, how may i help you today?

Oh, and the very small black and white pictures demonstrating how to cary out the lingam massage are only slightly nsfw