WTF???

Binmen could give life-saving treatment to heart attack patients in a rural area of England.
Crews would carry defibrillators, machines which give electric shocks, under the plan being considered by Staffordshire Moorlands Council.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4170789.stm

"I would point out that we are not replacing ambulance crews with binmen."

Oh, well that's ok then...

as well as getting my driving licence with it, I can have a fantastic career as "Chesty the lifesaving binlady" when this lovely project goes down the toilet... phew.