Here is a suggestion for TT... hungover, bored, lots of graphic design equipment, knob fixation...

http://nobscan.com/voting/index.html

Obviously NSFW and not very appetising... some of them are downright boooring, but there are some very creative entries there... I especially liked 'ugly knob' and shall be making little paper bags for all future summer nights out...

Never drink either of these beers.

1. They are too strong
2. Taste like crap
3. Give you a head ache
4. Make you fart really badly
5. They're just not clever or funny

Although farting into the back of a fan so you can reach optimum distance and dispersion, thats funny.

http://www.mockyrecordings.com/