Right, some of you may have got this by email, but in case you didn't: I'm having a Birthday Party.

This is kind of a two week warning - basically myself and as many friends as I can convince (or pay) will be getting together to have a light ale or two on Saturday September 10th.

As of yet there are no decisions on where, when, etc, but if you think you'll be around and fancy coming along let me know.

I'll post more details once we've decided them!

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Try the one with the 4 dots!

Best jokes at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival (allegedly).

I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist.

I said I was a comedian.

They said, "Say something funny then."

I told them I had just graduated from flying school.
Ahmed Ahmed at C34

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