http://www.reuters.com/article/bondsNews/idUSN1720414920080117

Borrow more money, why didn't I think of that?

What an f-ing anachronistic joke the US centrally planned economy is.... feels like I'm reading Atlas Shrugged every day in the news...

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

thx smilespedia.com

repost of what i failed to link to yday:
http://www.smilespedia.com/finland-be-afraid-be-very-afraid/

sorry for redirecting everyone to some kind of booty site before..