: Feck ! Nut cuntent veet breekeen me-a tum thoomb a foo veeks beck I'fe-a oonly gune-a und foocked myselff reet up EGEIN ! I ves receeng hume-a doonheell oon zee beeke-a effter vurk und tuuk a curner fer tuu qooeeckly soobesqooently luseeng cuntrul ooff zee beest und ieteeng sereeuoos sveess termec. Bluudeeed und brooeesed i tuuk myselff ooffff tu Nutffell und zeey'fe-a bundeged me-a beck tugezeer egeeen. Nu breeks boot luts ooff brooeesin. I poot it doon tu leck ooff sleep effter my Lundun, Curnvell und Emsterdem ixtrefegunza. Yuoo cun esk me-a buoot thet vhee i see-a yes........... Bork Bork Bork!

...SHIT!!

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just so you don't make the mistake i made at lunch..

You do now...

It's organised by my lovely pal Envita's super-lovely Tibetan friends (who used to live next to tt on josefstrasse) - and look who's playing... tres amigos!

We've been promised extra-strong drinks, as Vita will be working the bar til 1, and all proceeds go to charity. We can get there on the 31 or the 2, so maybe we could do a pub crawl to kalkbreite beforehand...