Never trust a man with a bone in his nose...

You can rent this amazing truck, entertainement included. Check out this site:

http://www.dreamcamper.com/

or why not some bird-cirkus?

http://birdcircus.com/

http://www.mrsharkey.com/busbarn/oney/oney.htm

or any of the other "high end - bus modded vehicles"

http://www.mrsharkey.com/busbarn/busbarn.htm