Jesus, as if anyone gives a shit. This was on the front page.
Now where is the article about which european men have the smallest penises? hmmm?

http://www.20min.ch/news/schweiz/story/17259364

Also nobody seems to have worked out that this may just be because 57% of British women are heifers... whereas the other ladies of europe are a little more in shape and don't help out their babalongs with huge portions of deep-fried mars bars.