Roll up Roll up! Watch her rub her crotch against a 12-year old boy! See the astounding proof that she is actually no taller than said 12-year-old even when she is wearing her highest shoes! It's the new video!

God only knows how many gazillions of bands have done a 'show the bully who's boss' and 'i fantasise about my hot teacher' videos, but i don't think anyone else has managed to a) do it with a song which has nur-thing to do with school at all in any way and b) make it quite so creepy and almost illegal-looking...

Hey! Wait just a minute, she has a zoo and a monkey, and likes 12-year olds... wait a minute, we haven't seen michael jackson and paris hilton in the same room... could it be he has taken his metamorphosis one step further...

If you find your self without a Recycle bin, create a new folder and call it:

Recycle.{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}