chesty please don't kill me... or my little analogue monster..

example:
http://www.vintagesynth.org/audio/sh2.m3u
http://www.dancetech.com/aa_dt_new/hardware/ra/sh2.ra

F*CK MIDI ;-D

EDIT: chesty, just so you feel a little better; this was THE synth that made Eurythmics sweet dreams happen!

This is so wrong ...but it makes me chuckle
http://www.bigducky.com/prank_calls/dirty_turban.htm