looks a little strange...

http://www.blick.ch/sport/tennis/news4284

Let's see if this works...

A mute walks into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. In order to ask for the toothbrush he has to mime by putting a finger in his mouth and scrubbing his teeth. The sales assistant understands the mime and gives the mute the toothbrush.

Next in line behind him is a blind man after a pair of sunglasses. How does he get the sales assistant to understand what he wants?

Now don't all shout at once, especially if you know the answer...

I'm glad they settled on "honesty" as the
best policy, but I would have loved to have
been there when they were testing "flatulent
evasiveness" or "spontaneous pants-wetting."