I don't normally post b3ta newsletter links cos I'm sure most of us read the newsletter anyway; but this needed special mention:

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1220&mode=nested&order=0&thold=-1

Talk about bringing bad karma. A group of kids in a car pulls alongside a bicyclist so that one of the passengers in the backseat can lean out of the car to headslap a kid on a bike.

The background to the story is the kid actually knew the bike rider, but even so this is poetic justice in the extreme...

Ex-HP CEO Carly Fiorina dies, and she goes through the usual process of defending her case in front of the Divine Jury. When the jury comes back and returns the verdict, it turns out she has been admitted to Heaven. So Carly is filling in the usual paperwork at the HAO's desk (Heaven Admission Officer): non-disclosure agreement, legal disclaimers, non-competition clause, etc...

'Congratulations and welcome to Heaven,' says the angel at last. 'Go down the corridor, first door on your right.'

Carly walks to the door, pushes it open... and staggers back. All you can see through the leaping flames are countless devils inflicting the most horrible tortures on all manner of screaming souls. She rushes back to the Officer and waves her admission pass, breathless. 'Must be an error, this thing here says Heaven!'

'Oh yeah,' says the angel, barely looking up from his screen.
'Forgot to tell you... we merged'...