2 gay men are sharing a flat.
One evening, one is sitting in the bath, pampering himself in a sea of pink foam.
Suddenly, his flatmate pops into the bathroom, and, singing 'neeeenaa neeeenaa', dips an espresso cup into the bathwater, then prances out again.
The guy in the bath giggles, thinks about how sweet his flatmate is.
Then again, the flatmate comes in, singing 'neeeneee neeenaa' and dips the espresso cup into the bathwater again, then prances out.
The guy in the bath giggles again
Then again, the flatmate comes in, singing 'neeeneee neeenaa' and dips the espresso cup into the bathwater again, then prances out.

2 minutes later, the flatmate comes prancing into the bathroom AGAIN, 'neeenaa neeenaaa' and once again dips the espresso cup into the bathwater.
At this point the guy in the bath starts wondering what is going on and asks his flatmate "what exactly are you doing darling? with all the neeenaaa neeenaaa and dipping the espresso cup in the bathwater?"

His flatmate replies "neeenaa neeenaa the kitchen's on fire...."

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