While attending a marriage seminar on communication, I listened to the instructor declare "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men: "For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, feeling very confident, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Self-Raising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story is not pleasant.

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