Unforunately only in Japan :o(

http://www.mobilegazette.com/sharp-v602sh-v402sh.htm

Not that I really want any of these features, but the list does look quite impressive:

2MP camera with 2x optical zoom
Analogue TV tuner
Music playback
Video support
3G graphics acceleration for games
Karaoke support
Dog bark translator
Weather indicator

Who needs Friends when you have Coupling... I thought Season 3 was the last Season....but NO its back.

"I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/

Torrent link:
http://66.199.180.26/~tvt/torrent.php/coupling.s04e01.pdtv-vfua.torrent

More nice Quotes in the comments!

A Danish fishing trawler has landed a bigger catch than its crew are used to... a submarine.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3702477.stm