http://www.uefa.com/competitions/UCL/fixturesresults/round=1715/match=1063677/Report=RP.html

What a fantastic game.

.... including great stuff like

Duck Decoy
Duck Shield
Dumb Bo
Earless Eyewear
Ear Tubes
Extreme Comb Over

Or other favorites like

Anti-Eating Mouth Cage (????)
Aqua Swing
Beerbrella
Squabble Shield
Propeller Leg
Banana Head
Toilet Timer
Baby Patter

http://totallyabsurd.com/absurd.htm

http://www.cafeshops.com/thewhitehouse/32802