Sarcasm apparently does work then...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Have a subservient chicken do your bidding. Type something into the input field and watch the chicken do your bidding. Quite amusing stuff, paricularly the following:
die
strip
dance
lay egg
sing
eat
elephant
read
fly
clean room

And yes, the site is connected to Burger King...
http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp

edit: i am i the only person who thinks that cali4life is reminding them of fischerspooner..? hmm just red hair a comb and moustache alterations..