The government today announced that it is changing
it's emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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