http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/69d3/

But come on! It heats to 800 degrees F in less than one second and back to touch-safe temperature in approximately two seconds. Now that is cool...

I've got no use for it, but I want one...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Most Useless Quiz Ever
http://spacefem.com/uselessquiz/

How to build a computer for almost no money!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/menu/build/intro.htm

Rubber-band Gattling Gun - Piss off your colleagues!
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ProductDetails.aspx?language=en-GB&product=GATGUN&category=toys

And of course...
Muppet Remix - Broaky was this you with your new toy?
http://www.4rthur.com/linktrack.php?linkid=2077&url=http://www.vrtl.co.uk/load/EclecticMethod_MahnaMahna.mpg
(warning - 22Mb dl)