this is where i shall be getting present recommendations from now on.
this one in particular caught my attention...
http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=54

This guy has created a banana that automatically changes to whatever colour the current Department of Homeland Security threat level is (Yellow at this moment).
http://www.victorisdead.com/luna/comments.php?id=200

http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/display?theme=29