Old I know, but still funny!
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I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace........the article read: "The way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have
finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim
Beam, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of
Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You
have no idea how f*cking good I feel.... You may pass this on to those
you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

But what an idea for a TV program!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003502072,00.html

THIS is the model beauty six bachelors try desperately to bed in a new reality show — unaware she was born a MAN.

The hapless lads spend weeks battling to seduce the South American stunner in Sky One series There’s Something About Miriam.

But while viewers know her secret from the start, the boys only discover the truth after Miriam picks the winner, then lifts her skirt to reveal a full set of wedding tackle.

http://www.thawte.com/cryptochallenge/

Crack the code and win a camera...