Remember that classic "give anal sex a chance" spoof infomercial?

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http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

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Canadian Beats World at Rock, Paper, Scissors
Mon October 27, 2003 10:02 AM ET

TORONTO (Reuters) - The competitors, in glitzy, off-the-wall costumes, call themselves professional athletes. Some even bring along team doctors to supervise their nutrition and take them through intense warmups. ......

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3696744

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Possibly the only thing more embarassing than taking part in this, is being a spectator - and taking pictures!!!
http://www.leuschke.org/RPSchamps03/index.html

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