Waiting for a new masterpiece...

http://www.kill-bill.com/flash/index.html

was about time this fellow came with a new one!

On September 7th, 2003, President Bush announced on national television that he was asking the Congress to grant him an additional $87 billion dollars for the next fiscal year, beginning October 1, to continue the fight on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan.

But $87 billion is an impossibly high number for anyone to visualize. Let's have a look....

One dollar ... it's roughly 6 inches long, and 2½ inches wide. It's roughly as thick as a regular piece of paper

................... http://www.crunchweb.net/87billion/ to see how big 87 Billion 1 dollar notes look

thx 2 Miladin 4 the link

2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turns
to the other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper
View......

Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent
goes "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow,
early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish"
Sean furrows his brow and says Tennish? but I don't even have
a racket."

The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked
for a thin and crusty supreme They sent me Diana Ross.