but hey size doesn't matter! it how close you are to it.

http://www.auctionline.ch/

This is quite simply the most absurd and odd thing I have ever, ever seen. And yet it makes me smile - I wonder why...

http://www.otogai.com/gallery/masterbater.swf

i am so in love i can't even tear myself away from the computer long enought to get dressed.
i don't know anywhere else you can get a live recording of ville valo drunkenly singing 'in joy and sorrow' in a bar toilet...