where the h--l is the no button?

Just for laughs.. i mean it doesn't take much.. i mean even if you have not grown up here it's not a big deal.. i mean this is all you need:
(this is specifically for the person who isn't born here and over 25 yrs) If you are under 25 you need to have been in swiss school for over 5 years.

Requirements
- an apparment / house contract (first hand) in city of Zürich (kreis 1-12)
- A minimum stay (uninterrupted ofcourse) of 12 years in Switzerlad whereof 6 of those years should be in the city of Zürich (kreis 1-12) (2 years only if born here)
- no problems with the cops or reports
- not have any social help in the last 3 years or no credit (bummer)
- speak german (hey warum den?)
- tons of other juridical papers from every state office signed

Cost
- Normally only ~2 months salary (maybe more!)! Payable to the state of zurich (why oh why?) [if you are born here only about 1 salary!]

Ok but what do I get in return?
- be part of the group of (probably) the most miserable people on earth with the most money.

Fook it... i will be on C ausweis forever.. screw that passport..

ein stolzer uusländer
/br0