There are people who are not as exited about the release as me Clearly.Here are 50 resons why not to see the film.
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50.html

By their fruits ye shall know them, 2

Average weight of the common Matrix fan: 276 lbs.

U.S. Census Bureau, 2001

Ok i'm a big guy but not 276 Lbs

By their fruits ye shall know them: Reloaded

Average I.Q. of the common Matrix fan: 91. That's fifteen points below average, folks.

U.S. Dept. of Education Statistics, 2002

and My Iq is higher

But still amusing

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030501/170/3y2bs.html&e=4&nci

The Jumbo Queen contest is held to select the contestant who best exhibits the characteristics of an elephant, by virtue of her grace, elegance and size...

Multnomah County, Oregon, is seeking a Klingon-English interpreter to assist with mental patients who speak and respond only to the language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/11/1052591677008.html