http://underground.zork.net/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/swisstoni/swiss_toni_game.shtml

Have a go of the game when you have a couple of mins to work it out -
bit strange but playing the Swiss Toni game is a lot like making love
to a beauuutiful woman.....

This is quality:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2711102345&category=2881

On offer to just about anyone.
A bunch of over paid, over weight, unfit, under committed so called professional rugby players. Capable of some flashes of insperation in the backs, but the forwards really are a bunch of donkeys.